someactorkid:

riffraffit:

click the first letter of your first name please just trust me on this

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what the fUCK



"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)


foxfamilyfeatures:

i honestly feel like affirming your heterosexuality in a queer space is an act of aggression, if you have to maintain that youre straight at a gay event in order to feel alright with yourself then you should probably just not be there 


transpotter:

if there is one thing i will NEVER forgive the hp movies for doing is when in the sectumsempra scene, in the book harry is literally on the verge of tears with guilt and shock and drops to his knees next to draco and hes like trying to cough out some sort of reasoning

and in the movies hes just like :) 


kai-ni:

unicorngrease:

Everyone meet my new fish Prince. The half moon grumpy betta

GOOD LORD that face


beadedwaist:

talkdowntowhitepeople:

hussieologist:

jcoleknowsbest:

bitteroreo:

lastqueen-of:

in3ffable-lib3rty:

black—lamb:

cute-pubes:

As I was sitting in the back of the police car, I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong. I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!
Danièle’s husband, Brian Lucas, who is white, says he believes they were targeted because they are an interracial couple.
Read more here

black privilege….

they literally saw a black woman kissing a white man and ASSUMED SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE. and then they said they were married AND THE COPS FUCKING ASKED FOR ID???? what the fuck? what the fuck? and she said no AND WAS ARRESTED? they need to be fired but God knows that’s not going to happen. LISTEN: she’s an actress. this happened to a producer. even fucking Oprah. no matter what you accomplish as a black person, you are still black and people don’t think their rights apply to you despite the constitution it’s really scaryit’s really infuriatingit’s really exhausting

Her face makes me very very very very very sad. I wanna cry

Fuck all cops.

I don’t know why the husband believes they were targeted because they were an interracial couple… SHE was targeted because SHE was black… da fuk…

Right. He somehow had to make it about him when it was obvious that it was about her being black.

well part of the reason they stood out was because they were an interracial couple. let’s not pretend that isn’t still taboo.

Who’s cuffed though…..

beadedwaist:

talkdowntowhitepeople:

hussieologist:

jcoleknowsbest:

bitteroreo:

lastqueen-of:

in3ffable-lib3rty:

black—lamb:

cute-pubes:

As I was sitting in the back of the police car, I remembered the countless times my father came home frustrated or humiliated by the cops when he had done nothing wrong. I felt his shame, his anger, and my own feelings of frustration for existing in a world where I have allowed myself to believe that “authority figures” could control my BEING… my ability to BE!

Danièle’s husband, Brian Lucas, who is white, says he believes they were targeted because they are an interracial couple.

Read more here

black privilege….

they literally saw a black woman kissing a white man and ASSUMED SHE WAS A PROSTITUTE. and then they said they were married AND THE COPS FUCKING ASKED FOR ID???? what the fuck? what the fuck? and she said no AND WAS ARRESTED? they need to be fired but God knows that’s not going to happen. LISTEN: she’s an actress. this happened to a producer. even fucking Oprah. no matter what you accomplish as a black person, you are still black and people don’t think their rights apply to you despite the constitution
it’s really scary
it’s really infuriating
it’s really exhausting

Her face makes me very very very very very sad. I wanna cry

Fuck all cops.

I don’t know why the husband believes they were targeted because they were an interracial couple… SHE was targeted because SHE was black… da fuk…

Right. He somehow had to make it about him when it was obvious that it was about her being black.

well part of the reason they stood out was because they were an interracial couple. let’s not pretend that isn’t still taboo.

Who’s cuffed though…..



straightcougar:

sigh—onara:

free not free


aedeagus:

the united states of america is fucking horrific and repulsive and people have every right to shit talk it but leave fat people out of it and stop acting like having fat people makes the usa a bad place, when you could focus on idk literally everything else



cousinnick:

Cis people need to stay the fuck out of trans conversations that are about internal issues in the community. In fact, they need to bar themselves from ANY conversation about trans people that trans people are having. It’s great if you want to call out other cis people on their transmisogyny and transphobia, but don’t you fucking dare rear your ugly little head into a discussion about trans people meant for fucking trans people.

You as a cis person do not get to decide who the fuck is trans and who isn’t. I honestly don’t even give a fly fuck if you’re pushing truscum, tucute, or non-truscum ideals. I don’t give a fuck if you’re even agreeing with me on an issue—you shouldn’t even be opening your god damn mouth.

You as a cis person do not get to decide which members of the community have it worse, whether it be trans men trans women or non binary folk. You’re a fucking cis person, you’re one of the reasons why our ENTIRE FUCKING COMMUNITY GETS PICKED OFF ONE BY ONE AND MURDERED LIKE VULTURES SNACKING ON CARRION.

You as a cis person do not get to say which pronouns are valid and which are not. You’re a fucking cis person, your community has been devaluing mine constantly, your community has always be dictating the proper behavior of mine, your community has always been pronouns policing, gender policing, and actually policing my community for the longest fucking time. You. Don’t. Get. To. Say. Shit.

You as a cis person do not get to question and control how we identify. I don’t give a fuck if someone uses nounself pronouns and that pisses you off or if you’re debaiting how great nounself pronouns with a trans person, you do not get a say in how that person identifies. I don’t care if that trans person has dysphoria or not—you are not the judge, you will never be the judge.

You’re a fucking cis person for Christ’s sake. Not sorry to say it, but you opinion literally means shit to me and my community. I love some of you so dearly, friends and family, fellow peers and celebrities, but jesus. So sit down and listen, ask questions in a respectful manner if you have them, and for the love of god don’t interrupt a trans person, don’t talk over a trans person, never interject on a discussion about trans people being had by trans people. 


pinklikeme:

vriskafuckingserket:

fortknots:

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This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

This is the sound my phone makes when it’s someone I don’t know, true facts.


beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED